• So: Why just always protesting?... If nobody's listening, why not trying to overthrown the government to make the change by our own?

    Iris: So, you would be the one using a time machine to stop Hitler, but worsening the already shitty situation by giving him other ideas without even realizing it

    -

    Mark: If cringe was a person, it would be Creepy

    Creepy: *wearing a suggestive Christmas outfit* Father Christmas? More like Daddy Christmas ùwū~

    Mark: See

    -

    Texting each other

    Creepy: *sends a nude*

    Creepy: Wrong person, woops

    Mark: Wtf

    Mark: Why tf are you lying you even wrote my name on your chest with whipped cream-

    Creepy: Stop thinking you're that special, Mark, you're not the only Mark I know

    -

    Inside the school's hall

    Nathan: Bye

    Peter: I really don't understand why you need to shoot me, Nathan, we're friends

    Nathan: Because this plot requires a dramatic turn of event, sorry

    Peter: Understandable, have a great day

    -

    "How do you call a lizard who's homosexual? A gay-cko"

    Matt, thinking he's funny

    -

    At a petshop

    Flore: Wow, mice are cheap, here! Look at this one, only 2€!

    Eclair: *speaking to the mouse* At your place, I would be fucking offended to be considered this worthless

    -

    Dayzo: *baby scream*

    Olk: Honestly, mood

    -

    Samy: Hey loser, let the mightiest thug of Tekna pass

    DJ: Dogs only live a decade, even tho they're good boi

    Samy: *breaks down on the floor crying*

    -

    Winged: WhY aRE YoU THRowING MIlK EVeryWHERE-

    Phil: Because butter flies, lmao

    -

    Oattail: Haha watch this nerd getting bullied

    Oattail: *realizing it's Spiderfur* Holy fucking shit, that's my nerd


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