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Par Cheshy le 8 Octobre 2018 à 21:59
Heu ben plot twist, y a une suite... Voilà voilà
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On a walk
Hakey: I love you, bitch
Olk: Do you feel obligated to insult me, even when you try to be nice, just to prove to yourself you ain't weak?
Hakey: And you? Bitch as the female dog, 'cause dog is my favorite animal. Why are you reacting like that, asshole?
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Ruhm, texting: Hey, wanna fuck tonight?
Heinrich, also texting: Boi what
Ruhm: oops I meant *go out with me tonight in the park for a nice little walk.
Ruhm: sorry, spellchecker, y'know
Heinrich: It's not even the same wORDS-
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Outside, at a girls night out
Hedwig: So, will you make out with Michel? He's very nice, you know
Susan: And I bet he's as straight as my ruler
Hedwig: Your ruler is a bendy ruler, honey
Susan, slurping: I know
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Reinhardt: K I N K Y
Heinrich: Could you please say other things than sexual overtones when you're with me? Thanks
Reinhardt:
Reinhardt:
Reinhardt: K I N K Y
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After Ham and Ruhm had an argument
Ruhm: Babe I made an apology poem for you
Ham: Aw, you shouldn't had!
Ruhm: 'Violets are blue,
Roses are red,
We should stop being in such bad mood,
And fuck in my bed'
Ham: ...What did I actually expected?
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Breaking into Heinrich's office
Marie: I'm going to murder you
Heinrich: Too bad you can't punch someone who wears glasses...Wait, what are you dOING-
Marie: Took it off. Hope you're ready to die
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So: Your face is like the sun
Scylla: How's that?
So: I need to stop looking at it, otherwise I'll become blind
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Tsume: I'm cold!
Jason: *takes off his shirt*
Tsume: ...Thanks actually I'm hot enough.
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Hakey, to Olk: I hate you with a burning passion
Mortéa: Please be nice with him, for once!
Hakey: ...I love you with an extreme coldness?
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Heinrich: Remember that one time, when I said 'I love you'?
Joe: You never said that to me
Heinrich: ...Well fuck you, you just ruined a good joke
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