• Heu ben plot twist, y a une suite... Voilà voilà

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    On a walk

    Hakey: I love you, bitch

    Olk: Do you feel obligated to insult me, even when you try to be nice, just to prove to yourself you ain't weak?

    Hakey: And you? Bitch as the female dog, 'cause dog is my favorite animal. Why are you reacting like that, asshole?

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    Ruhm, texting: Hey, wanna fuck tonight?

    Heinrich, also texting: Boi what

    Ruhm: oops I meant *go out with me tonight in the park for a nice little walk.

    Ruhm: sorry, spellchecker, y'know

    Heinrich: It's not even the same wORDS-

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    Outside, at a girls night out

    Hedwig: So, will you make out with Michel? He's very nice, you know

    Susan: And I bet he's as straight as my ruler

    Hedwig: Your ruler is a bendy ruler, honey

    Susan, slurping: I know

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    Reinhardt: K I N K Y

    Heinrich: Could you please say other things than sexual overtones when you're with me? Thanks

    Reinhardt:

    Reinhardt:

    Reinhardt: K I N K Y

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    After Ham and Ruhm had an argument

    Ruhm: Babe I made an apology poem for you

    Ham: Aw, you shouldn't had!

    Ruhm: 'Violets are blue,

    Roses are red,

    We should stop being in such bad mood,

    And fuck in my bed'

    Ham: ...What did I actually expected?

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    Breaking into Heinrich's office

    Marie: I'm going to murder you

    Heinrich: Too bad you can't punch someone who wears glasses...Wait, what are you dOING-

    Marie: Took it off. Hope you're ready to die

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    So: Your face is like the sun

    Scylla: How's that?

    So: I need to stop looking at it, otherwise I'll become blind

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    Tsume: I'm cold!

    Jason: *takes off his shirt*

    Tsume: ...Thanks actually I'm hot enough.

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    Hakey, to Olk: I hate you with a burning passion

    Mortéa: Please be nice with him, for once!

    Hakey: ...I love you with an extreme coldness?

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    Heinrich: Remember that one time, when I said 'I love you'?

    Joe: You never said that to me

    Heinrich: ...Well fuck you, you just ruined a good joke


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