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Par Cheshy le 5 Novembre 2018 à 20:54
Sound and DJ, having an argument
Sound: You know, our Boss taught me some torture tricks. Continue like this, and I may use them on you!
D.J, jaded and checking his tablet: Bring it on, pussy
Sound: uwu *cliché anime's girl voice* owo what's this?! Is it DwJ? *blushes a lot* I likwe wu a lotw wu knoww owo? *leans closer to D.J, purring* Cwould I giwe wu a... A kwiss? Kyah uwu, I'm sooo shy!
D.J, dropping his tablet, suddenly angry: you BETTER STOP-
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Anne: I'm the meme machine
Joseph: You said that like it's a proud thing to be
Anne: Why, isn't it?
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Salem: Whatever! America is a fucked up place
Nathan: Say what do you want about us, at least, we still have legal memes
Arnaud, in the distance: Must admit he got a point, there
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"Hello! I'm possessed. To exorcise the demon, you need to give me a big candy's offering. ¡Gracias!"
Phil, during Halloween, certainly
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Xuè: Ha! French are gay
Winged: How that's?
Xuè, trying not to laugh: Because their symbol is a fucking cOCK-
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Marie: Sad to see how too much control on a land is messing up with your head! But here I am, putting an end to your reign of tyranny
Heinrich: Did...Did you REALLY just turned off the TV like that? I WAS PLAYING MINECRAFT-
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Gees, hyperventilating: I'm doing a freaking panic attack
Orwyn: Why?
Gees: Don't know, dude! Everything is literally a trigger, right now!
Orwyn: But wHy?
Gees: Listen, if panic attacks were logic, I would have tell you the reasons SOONER-
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Gees, again on the ground: My belly aches so bad!
Waarseer: Maybe you're doing stress attack once more?
Vervloekte: Or you're just dying, at this rate
Gees, screaming: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU TWO ARE EMBODIMENTS OF MY FEARS, AND IT DOESN'T HELP ME AT ALL
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"Yo, don't kill yourself. It will make your inner demons happy, y'know. Keep living, at least just to annoy the shit outta them, okay?"
Griffure, trying to comfort White
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During the training's session
Twistedclaw: Move, you fucking dumbass!
Oatpaw: *writing down Twistedclaw's name on the 'proofs of why my Clan should disappear' list*
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