• Sound and DJ, having an argument

    Sound: You know, our Boss taught me some torture tricks. Continue like this, and I may use them on you!

    D.J, jaded and checking his tablet: Bring it on, pussy

    Sound: uwu *cliché anime's girl voice* owo what's this?! Is it DwJ? *blushes a lot* I likwe wu a lotw wu knoww owo? *leans closer to D.J, purring* Cwould I giwe wu a... A kwiss? Kyah uwu, I'm sooo shy!

    D.J, dropping his tablet, suddenly angry: you BETTER STOP-

    -

    Anne: I'm the meme machine

    Joseph: You said that like it's a proud thing to be

    Anne: Why, isn't it?

    -

    Salem: Whatever! America is a fucked up place

    Nathan: Say what do you want about us, at least, we still have legal memes

    Arnaud, in the distance: Must admit he got a point, there

    -

    "Hello! I'm possessed. To exorcise the demon, you need to give me a big candy's offering. ¡Gracias!"

    Phil, during Halloween, certainly

    -

    Xuè: Ha! French are gay

    Winged: How that's?

    Xuè, trying not to laugh: Because their symbol is a fucking cOCK-

    -

    Marie: Sad to see how too much control on a land is messing up with your head! But here I am, putting an end to your reign of tyranny

    Heinrich: Did...Did you REALLY just turned off the TV like that? I WAS PLAYING MINECRAFT-

    -

    Gees, hyperventilating: I'm doing a freaking panic attack

    Orwyn: Why?

    Gees: Don't know, dude! Everything is literally a trigger, right now!

    Orwyn: But wHy?

    Gees: Listen, if panic attacks were logic, I would have tell you the reasons SOONER-

    -

    Gees, again on the ground: My belly aches so bad!

    Waarseer: Maybe you're doing stress attack once more?

    Vervloekte: Or you're just dying, at this rate

    Gees, screaming: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU TWO ARE EMBODIMENTS OF MY FEARS, AND IT DOESN'T HELP ME AT ALL

    -

    "Yo, don't kill yourself. It will make your inner demons happy, y'know. Keep living, at least just to annoy the shit outta them, okay?"

    Griffure, trying to comfort White

    -

    During the training's session

    Twistedclaw: Move, you fucking dumbass!

    Oatpaw: *writing down Twistedclaw's name on the 'proofs of why my Clan should disappear' list*


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