• "Either I'm having sleep paralysis or you're just being once more your annoying self, but in the two cases, it's a big fucking nightmare"

    DJ, finding Sound sleeping next to him

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     Trying to be friend with her

    Iris: Wow, you draw so well! I wish I had your talent!

    So: Well, at least you have a sociAl LIfE

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    Olk: Why life?

    Scott: Because dogs!

    Olk: This answer makes me as happy as confused even more

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     Ruhm: Hey babe, I wanna be your toaster ;)

    Ham: How's that?

    Ruhm: Because I wanna toast your buns right now

    Ham:

    Ham: s t o p

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    Xuè: Hey, do you know how is called a man with romantic interests when it comes to winged people?

    Winged: No

    Xuè: a Salem

    Salem: *screaming in the distance*

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    "I'm going to fucking kill you... But first. *put on his earphones, and plays his 'epic playlist'* Need to set the mood. Perfect. That's my jam."

    Mark, certainly

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    Jason: One day, when I was a kid, I vomited

    Hakey: Urgh

    Jason: But then I ate it all up

    Hakey: excuse me, WhAT

    Jason: Well, at least my mom teach me wasting is bad

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    Oattail: I have a good mom :)

    Hazelshell: Oat-sweety, I'm going to be mates with your mentor, Twistedclaw

    Oattail: I have a mom :)

    Hazelshell: And we're also going to have kits

    Oattail: I had a mom :)

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    "Saddest part of a life is to feel safer high than sober, because your clean mind scares you. Which is completely my case"

    Albin, reflecting alone on his life

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    Creepy, texting to Mark: I hope someday you'll kiss me

    Creepy: Oops *kill me

    Creepy: You can do both, actually. I won't mind ;)

    Mark: it's 3 A.M and how did you even got my phone number bitch


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