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Par Cheshy le 31 Décembre 2018 à 01:06
"Either I'm having sleep paralysis or you're just being once more your annoying self, but in the two cases, it's a big fucking nightmare"
DJ, finding Sound sleeping next to him
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Trying to be friend with her
Iris: Wow, you draw so well! I wish I had your talent!
So: Well, at least you have a sociAl LIfE
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Olk: Why life?
Scott: Because dogs!
Olk: This answer makes me as happy as confused even more
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Ruhm: Hey babe, I wanna be your toaster ;)
Ham: How's that?
Ruhm: Because I wanna toast your buns right now
Ham:
Ham: s t o p
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Xuè: Hey, do you know how is called a man with romantic interests when it comes to winged people?
Winged: No
Xuè: a Salem
Salem: *screaming in the distance*
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"I'm going to fucking kill you... But first. *put on his earphones, and plays his 'epic playlist'* Need to set the mood. Perfect. That's my jam."
Mark, certainly
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Jason: One day, when I was a kid, I vomited
Hakey: Urgh
Jason: But then I ate it all up
Hakey: excuse me, WhAT
Jason: Well, at least my mom teach me wasting is bad
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Oattail: I have a good mom :)
Hazelshell: Oat-sweety, I'm going to be mates with your mentor, Twistedclaw
Oattail: I have a mom :)
Hazelshell: And we're also going to have kits
Oattail: I had a mom :)
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"Saddest part of a life is to feel safer high than sober, because your clean mind scares you. Which is completely my case"
Albin, reflecting alone on his life
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Creepy, texting to Mark: I hope someday you'll kiss me
Creepy: Oops *kill me
Creepy: You can do both, actually. I won't mind ;)
Mark: it's 3 A.M and how did you even got my phone number bitch
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